21+ Michael Scott Pick Up Lines

1. “I might not be the most handsome man using the copier, but right now, I am the only one which makes you wait for this.”

2. “I really like the smell of bacon onto a woman.” — Kevin Malone

3. “Do you want to become Dwight and allow me to put something on your Jelly-O through the night?”

4. “Are you from bookkeeping? Because I had been ac-counting on seeing you later.”

5. “I speak so much that I just learn how to tune out myself, but I bet you could fall for all my charms.”

6. “Can I borrow a pencil? I want it to write down your number once I ask you for it later today because I did not want to look this up in the employee directory.”

7. “We ought to ask Powerpoint for assistance, however, you’re the gorgeous demonstration tool in this party.”

8. “The only thing dirtier than these dishes is just how far I wish to–oh, wait, no, those are really filthy.”

9. “Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a fantastic mom tonight.” — Meredith Palmer

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11. “Can you submit a workplace security incident report?

12. “Men are also like wolves that have to be cared, so this creature like me deserves loving from you.”

13. “We ought to celebrate this gorgeous moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for both of us.”

14. “I bet it was your hotness that resulted in the mandatory fire drill.”

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16. Every day? Yeah, I guess that’s often.”

17. “Let me love your witty ideas and enjoy this conversion like a sitcom’The Office’.”

18. “Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed.”

19. “Do you have the Wi-Fi passwordbecause I am feeling this link.”

20. “My perfect date is watching the crowd go crazy or get mad with the sitcom’The Office’.”

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22. “I can affirm that this moment is like a modern day Enchanted, which is just like a fairy tale.”

23. “My perfect date night is jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my thoughts on’The Office’.”

24. “I wish to see our little dialogue become as beautiful as the sitcom’The Office’ for tonight.”

25.

26. “I really like gazing at your terrific beauty far more than watching the trendy sitcom’The Office’.”

27. “You work here often?”

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29. “You are the deuce I don’t wanna shed.” — Andy Bernard

30. “I don’t consider myself as a part of the society because I feel that I am a part of you.”

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34. “You ever notice you can just ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.” — Creed

35. “There are a number of beauty in normal stuff, but I believe you’re a beauty from the extraordinary.”

36. “I think you are attractive. And I wanna sleep.” — Ryan Howard

37. “I love you like there ai not no party like Scranton celebration because a Scranton celebration does not stop!”

38. “I hope you see’The Office’ and enjoy it as much as I really like gazing at your beauty.”

39. “Tonight would be a handy night for us to have some sex.” — Dwight Schrute

40. “Your name is likely Ryan because you started this fire in my heart where love began.”

41. “Green is a whorish color.” — Angela Martin

42. “I wish to see your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I really like to see the sitcom’The Office’.”

43. “Just so that you know, you and me, I do not think that is ridiculous. — Darryl Philbin

44. “I think that you’re somewhat funny and cute tonight such as the American sitcom’The Office’.”

45. “I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.” — Kevin Malone

46. “I do not want to function as Jim; I need to be your Bob Vance.”

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48. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your beautiful smiles.”

49. “Hate to see you leave but like to see you go. ´reason for your butt.”

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51. “I think my love for you is as immeasurable as the true proportion of unicorns to leprechauns.”

52. “I´m sexy; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.”

53. “I want to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

54. “I’ve never doubted for a second that you’re the woman whom I need to spend my life with.”

55. “All I ever wanted is putting on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.”

56. “We should see the series’The Office’ until we could make our love much funnier than ever.”

57. “Just understand, what eats lots of my day are naps and fanciful minutes about you.”

58. “Let’s laugh until we begin rolling on the ground, like a great laugh from the series’The Office’.”

59. “You’re the beauty of the planet while I understand that I am always the face of absurd jokes.”

60. “I wish to make you much happier than you’d feel when you see the series’The Office’.”

61. “Toby may not think it’s illegal to place Caprese salad everywhere but stealing my heart does.”

62. “I hope that I’d dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we’re soup snakes.”

63. “I am too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes at the noisy audience!”

64. “I would also choose you to be mine such as Dwight would select brown and grey balloons.”

65. “Let’s do it tonight and shed our sucker selves to the sea where we could find our heaven.”

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67. “It is funny how we do not recognize’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the mind.”

68. “My ideal offense will not be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your heart.”

69. “I hope you’d love me for the rest of your life such as the remarkable sitcom of’The Office’.”

70. “I want you to become my little baby who will nourish my lonely life and nourish my soul.”

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72. “We both know why I am here.

73. Because you’re smoking hot.”

74. “Love is like beginning a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.”

75. “Do you want to become Dwight and allow me to put something on your Jelly-O through the night?”

76. “Let us just have a decommissioned lighthouse and traveling to space where we could live forever.”

77. “In our wildest dreams, we’re in hell where we conduct the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.”

78. “Life is short, so we should drive quickly and leave a hot corpse within our love through the night.”

79. “I knew just what to do however, in a far more real sense, I had no clue what to do with our love.”

80. “I will wait for your affirmation in my love just like I’m waiting for one more season of’The Office’.”

81. “I hope we will always be together, or it’ll feel like somebody drops a bucket of boiling tears.”

82. “We are in exactly the exact same time zone, but we may feel like we’re far from one another at the moment.”

83. “Would you prefer to have guy meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?”

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24+ Dwight Schrute Pick Up Lines

1. “Let’s begin our romance such as Michael Scott began a sentence and let it go where it wants.”

2. “I might not be the most handsome man using the copier, but right now, I am the only one which makes you wait for this.”

3. “My perfect date night is jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my thoughts on’The Office’.”

4. “Are you from bookkeeping? Because I had been ac-counting on seeing you later.”

5. “I speak so much that I just learn how to tune out myself, but I bet you could fall for all my charms.”

6. “Can I borrow a pencil? I want it to write down your number once I ask you for it later today because I did not want to look this up in the employee directory.”

7. “We ought to ask Powerpoint for assistance, however, you’re the gorgeous demonstration tool in this party.”

8. “The only thing dirtier than these dishes is just how much I wish to–oh, wait, no, those are really filthy.”

9. — Meredith Palmer

10.

11. “Can you submit a workplace security incident report? I just fell for you.”

12. “Men are also like wolves that have to be cared, so this creature like me deserves loving from you.”

13. “We ought to celebrate this gorgeous moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for both of us.”

14. “I bet it was your hotness that resulted in the mandatory fire drill.”

15.

16. “Come here often? Every day? Yeah, I guess that’s often.”

17. “Let me love your witty ideas and enjoy this conversion like a sitcom’The Office’.”

18. “I wish to see our little dialogue become as beautiful as the sitcom’The Office’ for tonight.”

19. “Do you have the Wi-Fi passwordbecause I am feeling this link.”

20. “Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just announce all these feelings for you.”

21. “So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself utilized on a day like today?”

22. “I think we’re a pair of soup bees who would like to dance all throughout this night.”

23. “I really like the smell of bacon onto a woman.” — Kevin Malone

24. “It is a casual day like Michael Scott believes, but I believe this is a really special day for both of us.”

25. “Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex sooner or later?” — Michael Scott

26. “I really like gazing at your terrific beauty far more than watching the trendy sitcom’The Office’.”

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28.

29. “You are the deuce I don’t wanna shed.” — Andy Bernard

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32.

33. “I have many questions today, such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?”

34. “You ever notice you can just ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.” — Creed

35. “There are a number of beauty in normal stuff, but I believe you’re a beauty from the extraordinary.”

36. “I think you are attractive. And I wanna sleep.” — Ryan Howard

37. “I love you like there ai not no party like Scranton celebration because a Scranton celebration does not stop!”

38. “I hope you see’The Office’ and enjoy it as much as I really like gazing at your beauty.”

39. “I’d never take you for granted in a million years, and I’d always love you forever.”

40. “Your name is likely Ryan because you started this fire in my heart where love began.”

41. “Green is a whorish color.” — Angela Martin

42. “I wish to see your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I really like to see the sitcom’The Office’.”

43. “Just so that you know, you and me, I do not think that is ridiculous. — Darryl Philbin

44. “I think that you’re somewhat funny and cute tonight such as the American sitcom’The Office’.”

45. “I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.” — Kevin Malone

46. “I do not want to function as Jim; I need to be your Bob Vance.”

47. “I think my love for you is as immeasurable as the true proportion of unicorns to leprechauns.”

48. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your beautiful smiles.”

49. “Hate to see you leave but like to see you go. ´reason for your butt.”

50.

51.

52. “I´m sexy; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.”

53. “I want to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

54. “I’ve never doubted for a second that you’re the woman whom I need to spend my life with.”

55. “I wish to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in’The Office’.”

56. “We should see the series’The Office’ until we could make our love much funnier than ever.”

57. “Just know, what occupies lots of my day are naps and fanciful moments about you.”

58. “Let’s laugh until we begin rolling on the ground, like a great laugh from the series’The Office’.”

59. “You’re the beauty of the planet while I understand that I am always the face of absurd jokes.”

60. “I wish to make you much happier than you’d feel when you see the series’The Office’.”

61. “Toby may not think it’s illegal to place Caprese salad everywhere but stealing my heart does.”

62. “I hope that I’d dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we’re soup snakes.”

63. “I am too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes at the noisy audience!”

64. “All I ever wanted is putting on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.”

65. “I wish to become as funny as Michael Scott from’The Office’ so that I could win your heart.”

66.

67. “My perfect date is watching the crowd go crazy or get mad with the sitcom’The Office’.”

68. “My ideal crime will not be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your heart.”

69. “I hope you’d love me for the rest of your life such as the remarkable sitcom of’The Office’.”

70. “I want you to become my little baby who will nourish my lonely life and nourish my soul.”

71. “Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.”

72. “We both know why I am here.

73. “Are you a cheesy pita? Because you’re smoking hot.”

74. “Love is like beginning a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.”

75. “I can affirm that this moment is like a modern day Enchanted, which is just like a fairy tale.”

76. “Let us just have a decommissioned lighthouse and traveling to space where we could live forever.”

77. “In our wildest dreams, we’re in hell where we conduct the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.”

78. “Life is short, so we should drive quickly and leave a hot corpse within our love through the night.”

79. “I knew just what to do however, in a far more real sense, I had no clue what to do with our love.”

80. “I will wait for your affirmation in my love just like I’m waiting for one more season of’The Office’.”

81. “I hope we will always be together, or it’ll feel like somebody drops a bucket of boiling tears.”

82. “We are in exactly the exact same time zone, but we may feel like we’re far from one another at the moment.”

83. “Would you prefer to have guy meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?”

84. “Let’s do it tonight and shed our sucker selves to the sea where we can find our heaven.”

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